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July 24, 2014 at 11:09 PM | Post Permalink | 19,377 notes



iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

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Post by ramblers-ghost (via were-the-freakin-winchesters)
July 24, 2014 at 7:45 PM | Post Permalink | 151,432 notes



thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

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Post by 4gifs (via daevstroder)
July 24, 2014 at 7:40 PM | Post Permalink | 308,264 notes



To love and kiss, to sweetly hold,
For the dancing and the dreaming.
Through all my sorrows and all nights,
I’ll keep your love inside me.

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Post by fyeahhowtotrainyourdragon (via billiej0eismah0e)
July 24, 2014 at 7:36 PM | Post Permalink | 22,684 notes



mynameschai:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things. 

This is so beautiful! My future brother in law is hilarious :)

Post by jjabramsed-deactivated20120618 (via amyateyourtepig)
July 24, 2014 at 7:35 PM | Post Permalink | 651,715 notes



lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

Post by lukehemmingssmut (via hiyadean)
July 24, 2014 at 7:34 PM | Post Permalink | 26,905 notes



corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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Post by shuhannazy (via karmas-fakingit)
July 24, 2014 at 7:34 PM | Post Permalink | 131,459 notes



lilypichu:

50-shades-of-christa-renz:

shippery:

a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately

this is too fucking accurate

yes.

Post by shippery (via youngvolcanoees)
July 24, 2014 at 7:33 PM | Post Permalink | 210,366 notes



gallifreyfalls:

Since it’s seven years since the Deathly Hallows was released, let’s appreciate how gorgeous the Swedish cover is.

gallifreyfalls:

Since it’s seven years since the Deathly Hallows was released, let’s appreciate how gorgeous the Swedish cover is.

Post by gallifreyfalls (via you-fucking-fucklamp)
July 24, 2014 at 8:01 AM | Post Permalink | 2,660 notes



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July 24, 2014 at 8:00 AM | Post Permalink | 103,276 notes



jayciiellur:

A - Z of Unusual Words

This is beautiful. It brings tears to my eyes.

Post by iraffiruse (via rosebadwolf)
July 24, 2014 at 8:00 AM | Post Permalink | 194,557 notes



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July 24, 2014 at 7:59 AM | Post Permalink | 213,316 notes



surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

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Post by gucciballs (via hi)
July 24, 2014 at 7:59 AM | Post Permalink | 102,067 notes



hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

image

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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Post by wendy-pleakley (via you-fucking-fucklamp)
July 24, 2014 at 7:58 AM | Post Permalink | 127,833 notes



sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

Post by amovible (via dauntlessshadowhuntress)
July 24, 2014 at 7:58 AM | Post Permalink | 366,148 notes




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